I found this list on
another blog and couldn't help but laugh out loud. These were just so interesting and so true! I posted a few
that resonated with me.
You Know You’re a Parent
When…
1. You can’t remember the
last time you were able to go in the bathroom, close the door and not be
interrupted.
2. You know the book
“Brown bear Brown bear, What do you see?” – by heart.
3. It takes you two days
to shave your legs: one leg one day and the other leg the next day.
4. You have never been so
frustrated and so in love with anyone in your life.
5. You really know you're
a mom when you stop caring if people think your house is nice and you just wish
they'd think your kids were nice.
6. Pregnancy and birth
stories are so interesting.
7. The last time you saw a
movie that was above a G rating was…well…you can’t really remember.
8. You have trouble
concealing your knowing smirk as you listen to a first time mom-to-be talking
about how things are going to be once her baby arrives.
9. You hear a crash in the
next room and you not only know exactly what was the source of the crash, but
who created it.
10.You know you are a mom
when you start looking at diaper bags the same as you did those awesome leather
purses currently hanging in your closet.
11 You know you're a mom
if you can take a shower, do hair and makeup in less than 10 minutes all with
an audience.
12. You are at dinner,
spill something on your shirt and you reach into your bag and pull out baby
wipes to clean up.
13. You know you're a mom
when baby wipes are more valuable than money at any given time of day in any
given location.
14. You know you are
a mom if your “me time” usually consists of daddy watching the baby for 30
minutes while you clean up the kitchen.
15. You know your a
mom if all the tasks you do are vocalized in a sing song way!
What about you other moms out there…do you have any
to add?
